Standing 50 ft. away, looking kind of spooked...

While hiking through the Grand Canyon, Alex and Jon were astonished to discover remains near the river. They were even more astonished to find out that the grizzly remains were of none other than their best friend, Aman; only his wallet lived to speak of his identity. Aman had recently told them about his dream of skydiving in the Grand Canyon, and when he mysteriously disappeared, no one truly thought he was serious about this sudden passion. They called the police and requested that the famed forensic anthropologist, Dr. Temperance Brennan, analyze the remains. Due to their high social status as Webb alums, the authorities immediately granted their request.

            Dr. Brennan, or Bones as she liked to be called, believed this was an ordinary accident, a simple procedure she could complete straight from the book. How wrong she was.

            A closer look on the femur revealed a fracture that skydiving simply could not explain. Tracing through her reservoir of weapons, she finally found one that matched the oblique fracture. A baseball bat. She peeled of some skin and found a note tucked inside some plastic wrap. Obviously Aman knew something was up and that this note could not fall into the wrong hands. Aman had uncovered a plot leading straight to the (Incompetent) president of the United States. President Palin had sold the rights to America to North Korea, in return for an undisclosed sum of money in an offshore Swedish bank and private islands in the middle of the pacific in which to retire. Aman, a senior editor for BBC and Time had uncovered the story, and tried in vain to get word out. His sudden passion for skydiving was in reality a cover to meet with British MI6, who would appeal to the UN and invalidate Palin’s contract. They also promised to elect George Clooney.(Hmp, and here his friends thought he had suddenly become an aficionado.) 

Unfortunately for him, the rendezvous did not end well. The FBI, now controlled by North Korean spies, was hot on his trail and he knew he didn’t have much time. He wrote the note before jumping and tucked it in his pocket. After he crashed, he realized that his wound might be the only safe place anymore. He tucked in the note, and drifted of into the arms of death.